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Woensdagmiddag

‘Mam, als ik om half vijf nog even bij papa de adapter van mijn telefoon ophaal, ben ik dan nog op tijd voor tennis?’
‘Tuurlijk schat, je weet dat het kwart voor vijf is?’

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Weer naar school

‘En, hoe was je eerste schooldag?’
‘Stom.’
‘Oo? Maar jullie zouden toch allemaal leuke dingen gaan doen?’
‘Jawel.’
‘En je hebt toch een leuke nieuwe juf?’
‘Ja.’
‘?’
‘School is gewoon stom.’

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Mama

‘Mama, je moet echt je haar weer eens schilderen hoor!’

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Lente

‘Mam, de lente is begonnen!’
‘Nee schat, dat duurt nog twee weken.’
‘Hatsjoe!’

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Spoorwegmuseum

Leuk hé jongens, zo’n museum?
Museum? Ik dacht dat dit een pretpark was?!

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